A Merry Merry UNBIRTHDAY

TODAY ON HALLOWEEN .. my fav holiday by the way... its my best friends birthday! what an old fucker she is... 23!! yowzers. we have known each other since 4th grade.. when we had squirrel chubby cheeks and all here's a lil shout out to one of my fav people! trick o treat suckers

The Best That Ever Did it

R.i.P Jam Master Jay

WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?? IM JUST SAYING

DEAR VINTAGE MICHAEL JACKSON

MIKEY.. THATS MY NICK NAME FOR U... I WANT TO ASK YOU ONE SIMPLE QUESTION.. ACTUALLY IM NOT ASKING.. IM TELLING YOU... VINTAGE MIKEY.. COME HAVE SEX WITH ME. =) NO NO NO ITS OK... IM NOT SURE IF THE ACT OF SEX WOUDL ACTUALLY HAPPEN.. BUT WE CAN JUST LAY THERE AN DYOU CAN SING ''I WANNA ROCK WITH YOU" HEHE... dude im just saying

-ya girl key

Hey boo... this is Regina G... up early in the morning with beautiful fuckery... So this clip is from The Maury Show... The mama Teresa is scared that her 14 yr old daughter Rayletha (rolls eyes) wants to have a baby... Rayletha says shes gonna have a baby no matter what and her mama will take care of it, and she has every thing she needs to take care of this baby with only two cans of formula, and after that mama gotta buy it... plus she doesnt need a job cuz shes gonna get on welfare... SMGDH!!! I cant deal where did we go wrong as a race? I cant even tell u were to start it cuz the whole 8:10 is worth watching....

XOXO
Regina G

WilL YOU MARRY ME?

uMMMmmM iD Lick The sweat of this boy... good lord

LAURYN GIRL IS THAT YOU??

uMMMm this weekend MS. Hill stopped by at a book store in BRick City ( New Jersey) to Martha Stewarts book singing,, and she bought the little kiddies. man i miss this woman. LAURYN COME BACK>.. Hip hop needs you ma!! dammmn every time i look at this picture... smh.. one love

IM VOTING NOVEMBER 4TH,, BECAUSE JESSE AND D'LILA SAID SO.. DUHH

no words.. ill just let the twins do the talking! oh so damn cute =)

ps Nov 4th is also my mommys birthday!! hehe

THIS ONES FOR BROOKLYN... THIS ONES FOR MY DJ

so in the past i posted a teaser trailer of the NOTORIOUS MOVIE!!! well guess what i have the full version and its longer and even better. I'm so excited about this movie.. watching the trailer gave me the chills. i don't know what it is.. but us BROOKLYN people we just have love for each other like that. I'm excitedddddddddddddddddddddddddd.. oh i must add Chris Wallace is one of the greatest rappers!!! i said 1 of them .. relax lol enjoy

ya girl key

PS GRAVY did the damn thing playing BIG!!!!, check out Biggies son in the beginning of the clip

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GIRL WHERE YOU GET THAT PART 1

so i wanted to post this because everyone always ask me where i get my tee-shirts from; as everyone knows i'm a teeshirt BITCH! which means i live for them.. if it was my choice id get married in one. well anyways heres episode one, check it out

-ya girl KEY

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You Just Can't Win

Hello cupcake lickers, I just wanna give this video some shine. I was on Yahoo Music this morning catching up on music videos I haven't seen yet. And I noticed that Michelle Williams debuted her new music video "The Greatest" yesterday, its a cool video, you know... and I like Michelle (Tenitra) Williams. This song (at least for me) shows that she has some range to her voice that wasn't displayed in "slavery's child". But yet while Michelle's video is featured on the homepage of Yahoo Music it's not a recommend pick by Yahoo, and what is, you my ask? Beyonce's "Single Ladies (put a ring on it)" AND (and this hurts my heart for my girl Michelle) Ashanti's "Good Good"... *blank stare* wtf kinda world do we live in that anyone recommends someone to watch Ashanti do anything? I can't... So my faithful cupcake lickers lets give Tenitra some support...

XOXO,
Regina G

eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

TICK O TREAT BITCHES

LOVE -YA GURL KEY

WHEN THE BED IS ROCKING DONT COME A KNOCKING

well well well looks like someone went and knocked up Ex porn star Miss Jenna Jameson! and honestly i have nothing negative to say. maybe its because I'm a fan of porn myself.. and would love to meet Jenna one day. because of her i learned a few new things! i don't know what it is. but i would like to say congrats to Jenna and her Manfriend Tito, they are expecting twins! wouldn't that be rad if she had twin girls... i can see the Mula pouring in.. I'm just saying! here's a snippet from her myspace blog

"Twins!!!!!!
Current mood: ecstatic


Yes everyone, I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can't even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me. It has been my dream to have children for an exremely long time, and I truly feel like finally... the time is right and god has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.

Tito is happier than I have ever seen him, it is so fulfilling to see him so proud. He looked me in the eye today after our doctors appointmet and said "I'm the luckiest man on earth... thank you for having my babies". I cried.

i have been spending my days on bedrest, not because it is doctor ordered... but because, I am so incredibly fatigued and nauseous. Its hard to drag myself out of bed some mornings, which is hard for me... since I am always so active! I have officially gained 7 pounds so far, and am planning on a lot more. I crave fruit by the gallon... ornages and pineapple are at the top of my list. Cereal at 3 am suits me every night!

Lastly, I want to thank all of you for your unwavering support. It means so much to me, I don't think you even know. There are a lot of nasty comments from insensitive people, but in my state of incredible happiness... It doesnt matter what they say!

I love all of you!

JJ"




Your Girl Key

CLASSIC

what can i say I'm a vintage broad.. i am a true geek and fan of anything from the past. and i will make you a believer Damnit- peep game
IMMA CALL THIS SEGMENT CLASSIC TIMES WITH YA GURL KEY KEY
part 1




Love always- your girl Key

WHAT IN THE HELLLLLLLL

they have done it again. Check out some of my FAV tees from the Female clothing line that's not afraid to speak their minds via Cotton. everyone knows i am a TEe-SHIRT FEIN! i live for them lol especially the ones that get me stares, funny gestures and laughter from random people. but yea check check out Hell Bellz and make them your favorite,, or ELSE!!! lol

check out some hoodie action



and of course my Favorite





you can find them on http://karmaloop.com
or there amazing website @ http://hellz-bellz.com
and also their blog @ http://whatthehellz.com

ahhhh damn i feel good now, i like to keep you informed! peace and soul glow Greece!

-your Girl KEY

Oooh... On a CupCake Glam Tip...

Sometimes when I'm sitting on the bus or train on my way to work, I'm asked if I do my own makeup, and/or how do you do that smokey blend look. Well I shall share with you how I do it...

Yes I do my own makeup 100% of the time

And this is how u execute the smokey eyes:

First put on whatever foundation you use, prime your eyelids, I like to use "Urban Decay primer potion" i find that it makes your shadow last longer and really makes it stand out. After you blend your primer in use a black eyeliner and line the top and bottom of your lids, next use a q-tip to smudge the line a little, u want it to look like you tried to wipe it off, but not too much.
Then using a black eye shadow (I recommend "Too Faced: Smokey Eye" they give you all the right colors) apply to your lids right under your "eyelid crease", then use a angled small brush, dip the brush into the black and re-line your bottom lid... smudge a little... then right above your "eyelid crease" apply a little grey eyeshadow, and then finally to complete the look right under your eyebrow apply silver eyeshadow.
When you finish this take a eyeshadow blending brush and in clockwise circular motion blend all three colors together (NEVER, blend towards the nose). Then apply 2 coats of mascara (I recommend this new one by cover girl called "Exact Eyelights... it really brightens your eye and make you feel like a cartoon character batting her lashes)... AND VOILA!!! Now don't you look hot...!

PS: You can do this with any color scheme, just remember darker colors on the bottom and lighter on top... And always blend...

Here's the regular smokey eye:

Here is a purple I played with:

XOXO
Regina G

What would you do if u won the lotto?

I swear, I couldnt make this shit up... this video gets funny as hell at 3:44... honestly this is something i would do to random strangers on the train, just because... lmaooo... enjoy

XOXO

Regina G

We'll just file this away in the "Bitch Stop Lying" file

Once again I gotta hold my head and ask why? why, lord? why do u direct me to these videos... So surfing MediaTakeOut.com I found this video of a girl living somewhere faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar away from Brooklyn who has tourettes syndrome and just cant seem to help herself from shouting "NIGGER!!"... Now if you ask me, it seems alil suspect... but thats just me... how do u feel? Key, and Lexxxie sound off too...

XOXO

Regina G

Sweet Minty Jesus, Save My Soul!!!

Hey Cupcake luvas...! This is Regina G... I was up this morning reading different blogs and snish, and I came across this lil gem. NOW i must warn you before you hit play you must empty your bladder or you WILL piss yourself! Fast forward to about the 1:50 mark and sit back and enjoy...

XOXO

Luv Regina G

lady in RED

and it goes a little something like this....
plotting in the car :)



its on like pop corn


























FIEN!

Smelly cat .. what are they feeding you?

this brings the funny at 12:29 am. imma dedicate this one to Carmando... bring the cat war on biotch/ ENJOY!

SMDH!!!!!

NO MATTER WHAT PARTY YOU ARE OR WHO YOU VOTE FOR... BUT IGNORANCE NEEDS TO BE ERASED!!!!. VOTE NOVEMBER 4, 2008

RaTed X 18 + ONLY

so i thought i would let every one know.. i adore this man. his book is on the right side of the page and its just simply amazing. some people may say "hey your not very lady like to like this guy" and i have one thing to say to those people... u can suck it! for the people who know me I'm a pretty open person.. and this book is basically everything my friends and i did and will probably do in the future!
so my fav part of his site is called "The Blow job Follies"
here's a little story called " Friendly Fire". i hope you enjoy it just as much i do :)

"These are funny, but karma being the bitch that she is, my activities eventually caught up with me.The summer before I started law school, I was seeing a girl in Miami named "Courtney."She was incredibly hot--one of those girls you have a physical reaction too as soon as you see her.One time we were fucking doggy style, incredible sex, and right as I was about to come I pulled back too far and my dick came out. I didn't realize it, and as I thrust forward again, instead of going back into her vagina my dick stuck in her ass crack (NOT into her asshole, but her crack, between her butt cheeks, like a hot dog...sort of).I was leaning over her, my face right above the back of her head, and I looked down at my dick right as I hit climax...and shot nut INTO MY OWN EYE.A direct hit, right into my wide-open eye. I didn't even see it coming...literally.Almost immediately, I developed a personal appreciation for how much come stings. That shit BURNED. It took me a minute to wash it out, but the sting, and the redness, stayed for a good 4 or 5 hours.
Fuck you karma."




check out his pages

http://tuckermaxx.blogspot.com and http://www.tuckermax.com

MAMITA

WILL YOU MARRY ME??