December 12, 2008

im just saying

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spring 2009!!!!!!

December 11, 2008

SUNDAY MOVIE

SO i am going to be on vacation this week.. EHHH so i thought i would chat up my pick for this weeks sunday movie. SUNDAY MOVIE: the definition is, sunday is my favorite day of the week. its the day i watch football, stay in bed and watch all types of movies. so my pick is CLUELESS!



this movie came out in 1995 when i was in the 5th grade. i was and still am obsessed with this movie. written and directed by AMy Heckerling, the genius behind FAST Times at Ridgemont high. i was such a little geek i thought i was so cool. i wanted to be cheer and i would go to school dressed like her and even talked like her. this movies brings back oh so many memories.. ahhhhh thanks nana for taking me to see such an awesome PG-13 movie :)

¿Quieres casarte conmigo






mami, tu maldito tan sexy Sólo quiero sentar a tu lado y acariciar sus senos womanly!!!
it was so good.. i had to say it in spainish kid ;)

confession 101 with key key

ok after posting the video of dipset ruining Christmas for me.. i had to watch this. ok i have a confession.. i love Christmas! im the corniest person you will ever meet. i love the decorations, the music and i am truely in love with the weird claymation movies from the 1970s that they play on ABC Family channel. i have no idea why, but they make me feel all good on the inside. every December there is always a countdown to the big day and tv stations make sure they bug the hell out of people reminding them that there are so many days to be broke and depressed. but not me.. this is one of my favorite holidays im a peter pan at heart :) as corny as this sounds.. i cant not wait until Charlie Browns Christmas comes on... and there goes my fans! lol






help me...






my fav...



ok THIS IS THE LAST ONE I SWEAR!!!



MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BAH HUMBUG




MY CHRISTMAS HAS OFFICIALLY BE RUINED.... though juelz looks very good in this video.. the fact that this song even exists... SANTA... if you can hear me.. please zapp them for making this. thats just me but if you enjoy this fuckery cop Jim Jones & Skull Gang present a Tribute to Bad Santa starring Mike Epps. Merry XMAS Bitches!

STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE # 1

# COFFEE!!!




"There is no doubt that white people love coffee. Yes, it’s true that asians like iced coffee and people of all races enjoy it. But I promise you that the first person at your school to drink coffee was a white person. You could kind of tell they didn’t enjoy it, but they did it anyways until they liked it - like cigarettes.

White people all need Starbucks, Second Cup or Coffee Bean. They are also fond of saying “you do NOT want to see me before I get my morning coffee.” White guys will also call it anything but coffee: “rocket fuel,” “java,” “joe,” “black gold,” and so forth. It’s pretty garbage all around.

If you want to go for extra points - white people really love FAIR TRADE coffee, because paying the extra $2 means they are making a difference."

straight from the coolest blog/ book
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com

ODE TO BROOKLYN

one again the funny boys from isthisreal.com has done it again. they tickle my fancy. i seen this and had to post it. coming straight from the Brooklyn tourism board! "this is black hoodie rap.. well this is from American apparel... no biggie"



A Message from the Brooklyn Tourism Board from jeff on Vimeo.

December 6, 2008

I blame McCain

This video is too funny, apparently one of the producers started to spaz out due to technical difficulties. He calls the reporter a dumb bitch, the rant begins at the 16 mark !!! I LOVES IT (ALL CAPS COURTESY OF KANYE WEST)!!!

peace & chicken grease!!
ms. lexxie!
xxxo!


This is that shit!!!!

Good Morning fellow cupcakers, it's the one and only ms. sexxie lexxie checking in. I woke up this morning with the intentions of doing some Saturday morning cleaning however I have been distracted by my addiction known as youtube!!!! SOMEONE GET ME SOME FUCKING HELP!!! (KANYE WEST IS TELLING ME THAT ALL CAPS MEAN I'M SERIOUS!!) Anyways I love old school music and one of my favorite old school groups would have to be The Whispers!!! From the twins, to the matching hot pink three piece suits!!! Anyways here is a video of one of my favorite songs!!! If you're black and you have had a family reunion you know DAMN WELL (ALL CAPS MEAN I'M SERIOUS) that they have played this song!!!! lol lol!! Enjoy cupcake lickers!!!!

xxxo!

December 4, 2008

B.R.O.O.K-L.Y.N WE GO HARD


HAPPY 39TH BIRTHDAY SHAWN COREY CARTER AKA FATHER! (please adopt me)



PPS.... so if you have been in it for about a good week you herd the new single from the NOTORIOUS soundtrack called BROOKLY GO HARD feat SANTOGOLD!... this is black hoodie rap! as a fellow Brooklyn-aire...(cocky as ever) Jay gave us another anthem and it is a pretty good damn one!


December 3, 2008

Hey Cupcakers it's the one and only sexxie lexxie checking in!!! If you don't know I love Kanye West I really do but lately he has had me worried, first he is talking about Spicy Creole is a living legend, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA (IS WHAT I SAY TO THAT FUCKING STATEMENT MY ALL CAPS BUTTON IS ON FIRE TONIGHT) Anyways here is another one of my favorite female singer/songwriters Ms. Alicia Keys with all the manufactured pop artists out there she is part of a handful of truly talented artist. Enjoy people!!!! xxxo!

December 2, 2008

a Big Bowl of Sparkels!

Speed up the batter a new cupcake in the mix. Allow me to introduce myself my name is Key as in Kiwi. Coming to you from the murder capital New York. City. Where to begin today Britney Spears will be taping at Rockefeller Center for the annual tree lighting.. Camera's will be clicking and fans most likely screaming. Poor Britney is still on a leash by daddy dearest! Sucks to be her, but we love you Britt! Moving on to better topics! Sources say NFL NY Giants football player Buress maybe receive a 3.5 year sentence for carrying a fire arm. Which he accidentally shot himself with... Hmmm if you shot yourself, chances are he should not be caring a fire arm! Good luck to him. I give woman of the day award to Michelle Obama! For putting up with the campaign grief her man bought her a 35,OOO dollar ring! Divalicious!!!

AROUND THE WAY GIRLS

the new kids in town

im not sure if we ever officially introduced ourseleve.. and it goes a lil something like this...

KEY-KEY



















Queen B.. AKA Regina George




















Sexxie Lexxie
















our newest member... Miss Kiwi Fruit



and this is who we be! :)

the BATTER is in... lick it up!




POOKIE.. WAS THAT YOU??

ya know what.. i have no words! smfh a crazy ass broke man stabbed a Brooklyn bus driver.. why??? because the bus driver asked him to pay! what has the world come to.. imagine that, getting killed because you simply asked someone to buy a $2.00 metro card before getting his bum ass on the bus. son.. i don't think i will be taking the MTA anytime soon... why Brooklyn?? why??

December 1, 2008

ONE NIGHT IN KIAS ROOM!

man o man. its been 5 years and this phrase is still going strong. "one night in Kia's room" started back my freshmen year in college 2003. where did it come from? wtf does it mean? who made it up? well for some reason my room became a free motel. it was so weird. i was amazed on how many people would come to my room.. every night. it was like a circus and i was the ring leader.. and i loved it. 5 years later the term "ONE NIGHT IN KIAS ROOM" still stands strong... and here's a prime example of when my friends and i got together on one drunken Saturday night to celebrate my, birthday... and ill let the videos speak for them selves :-X





EJ spits some Knowledge..



and then...




ohh i love my friends :)

WATCH OUT... its the Circus!!



whoop whoop TODAY, December 2, 2008 Marks the DAY. MAMA B turns 27... and on her day. her 6Th studio album circus drops! i have no idea why i like Britney spears.. maybe because were both Sagittarius and i can see the similarities... wellllll in some way. anywayz im proud of her.. and i hope her dad stays in charge,,. becuase when hes in charge,, she takes her meds :)
heres a playlist of her album. ENJOY Biotchs

Britney Spears - Circus






-love ya girl Key

I heart her!

Ok so if you don't know by now I am a huge fan of Erykah Badu ok!!!!!! I AM A FUCKING STAN (once again all chaps were used because my future husband Kanye told me to use them because that's the only way people really understand where you are coming from) I went and saw Erykah back in May and she was awesome live we bonded she was looking at me the whole time and no one else it was as if though she was singning to me and me only!!! Now you may ask "Ms. Lexxie why are you a stan for Erykah, don't you know she's crazy??!!?!?" (HELL YEAH BUT THAT'S WHY I LOVE HER BECAUSE I'M A LITTLE CRAZY TOO, ONCE AGAIN CHANNELING THE WEST ALL CAPS SERIOUSNESS EMOTION) Erykah Badu is one of the few artist in the music game that refuses to confrom to mainstreamn garbage that is out there now and that's why I love her. She's raw she's upfront and she's REAL! Her music has a message, she's does what she wants and doesn't give a flying ninja what you think about her. Enjoy this performance video that I found on youtube cupcakers!!!!

Enough is Enough

The song "Single Ladies by spicy creole has everyone except for in circle of friends and family off their meds! I will not because I cannot take anymore of people taking the time to memorize every move from "Single Ladies". It's FUCKING (all caps were used to express the seriousness of my emotion at the moment, shout out to Kanye West for teaching me that) -40 degrees outside why is he in a leotard? I don't understand it!!!! My heartaches!

This is that shit!!!!

Youtube is my addiction like crack is for my girl Whitney!!! Here's another random video that tickled my fancy!!!!! Enjoy cupcakers!!!

Snap for the kids three times in a Z formation!!!!!

Hey there fellow cupcakers it's the one and only ms. sexxie lexxie checking I know it's been a while but massa has really been cracking the whip! Just j/k :) anyways in case you haven't heard my brithday is in 23 days. Now if you are sitting there thinking "wait a minute it is also 23 days until Christmas" then you are correct because I was born on Christmas Day double presents for me!!! Hehehe!!! Anyways I was surfing you tube for some dubuchery and I came across this video and could not stop laughing. Well enjoy people because I know I did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

November 28, 2008

RI-RI is that you ma?

THIS INDIAN SINGER, FROM INDIA OF COURSE.. REMAKES RIHANNA'S "UNFAITHFUL" AND HONESTLY.. THEY SOUND ALIKE.. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

EARLY CHISTMAS SHOPPING



this is top of the Line really!
carl save me a seat!!

:)

ITS THE real DEAL

these two boys have to be the funniest. i was peeping travies blog and i came across this and went to their website itsthereal.com
the website is filled with hip hop sketch comedies!



Gym Class Superheroes from jeff on Vimeo.

Eric and J.. will you marry me??

love ya girl Key!

NOVEMBER 25

IM OLD!! BLAH
November 25th was my birthday
thank you mommy and daddy for getting it in a couple of times that cold ass febuary night! ohhh the torture.



this was @ midnight!! good looks to the roommates!




X-SQUARED is here to STAY



the newest sneaker store has come into ply with the big dogs!! Xsquared is a new store that opened in BOSTON on the Famous NewBury street across the street from Nike-town. i call that great competition!!! XSquared has joined the forces with Karmaloop, Urban outfitters, johnny cupcakes and Nike Town. talk about one stop shopping.








the store was created by the man who started up Expressions.. and for those of you who do not live in Boston.. Expressions is like a Dr Jays or a Jimmy jazz for Bostonians.




with two floors your bound to have a leather smelling orgasm. the store comes with sneakers, the hottest tees, hoodies and other grand shit! located @ 209 Newbury St, between Exeter and Fairfield (above Betsy Johnson); Boston; 617.424.0500

check it out
Love ya Girl Key

shouts out to Female Sneaker Fiend!!!

A TRUE CLASSIC AT ITS BEST



I LOVE YOU CHARLIE BROWN.. this is the shit that makes me feel good on the insides.. this and tom and jerry!!!

November 25, 2008

Happy Birthday Homie

Happy Birthday to my left hand man poon-tanya.... I love you.... and this special clip is for you.... MUAH!!!!

November 21, 2008

Air Yeezy’s

WHere are you Yeezy?? the master has done it again. Kanye West has been working with nike to create new sneakers called Nike Air Yeezy!!! and they are certifiable bangers!if i see a dude rocking these.. i might give him my number if he rock them right.. matter fact they would look better on me! ahhhh this has sent major excitement in my body! these beauties are rumored to be released in spring of 2009.






and heres a video snippet-