Sunday Night movie

i no its monday... but hey every sunday im always laid up in bed.. why?? because sunday is my favorite day of the week. and they play the best movies. GIRL INTERRUPTED
a great movie. i dont know why i have an intrest in movies like this. also add ONE FLEW OVER THE COO COO'S NEST. MESSAGE! ne who this movie is a great watch its about writer Susanna kaysen, who writes about her stay in a mental hospital in the 1960s.. true story. it so great so i thought id share my favorite quotes with you from this movie:


1)Susanna: You don't want me, Tony.
Tony: Yes I do, baby.
Susanna: No, you don't. I'm... a crazy girl.
Tony: You're crazy so we can't have one night of bliss?
Susanna: I am a crazy girl. Seriously.
Tony: You've been in a hospital?
Susanna: Yes.
Tony: Do you see purple people? My friend, he saw purple people. And so the state came and took him away. He didn't like that. Some time went by and, and he told 'em he didn't see purple people no more.
Susanna: He got better.
Tony: Nah, he still sees 'em.


2)Susanna: Am I in trouble for kissing an orderly, or giving my boyfriend a blowjob?



3)Susanna: What kind of sex isn't casual?
Lisa: We are very rare and we are mostly men.
Janet: Lisa thinks she's hot shit cause she's a sociopath.
Cynthia: I'm a sociopath.
Lisa: No, you're a dyke

Bad Girl

Ive been a bad bad girl,
Ive been careless with a delicate man.
And its a sad sad world,
When a girl can break a boy
Just because she can ....

{Amen}

ben and Jerry's is calling me... my favorite you ask?? CINNAMON CINNABUN.. ummmm. im not an ice cream fan but this calls for some. ive been feeling kind of down lately.. maybe because Sally Fucking mae wont help me out!!! WTF i mean yea i know i have loans from undergrad.. but damnit help a sister out i mean yea i might be 70 when i pay off all my school loans.. but fuck it. and then people wonder why kids dont or cant go to school.. lower the fucking price and maybe the buildings may be overflowing.. fuck!!!! BALLLS!! PENISSSS!! im sorry when im upset i yell random sex words.... PUSSY!!

Here Kitty Kitty

the beautiful and marvelous Eartha Kitt Lost her battle with colon cancer on Christmas day, she was 81 and fabulous. known for her version of "santa baby" and her role as Cat women on the Batman show that aired in the 1960s. ahhh another great one lost. this is one of my favorite videos of her


RIP DIVA ROARRRR

SANTA IVE BEEN BAD

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE.. ENJOY AND GET NAKED!

PAGING DR. MIRACLES

uMMMMMM i don't know if baby girl was growing dreads and then decided tho save the rest... this is a HARD HIT!

WAIT i thought it was still fall.....

OH THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL..SINCE WE HAVE NO PLACE TO GO..LET IT SNOW.. LET IT SNOW.. LET IT SNOW..

O HAPPY DAY. lalalalalalalalalalalaala

ahhhhh so i know im late but i thought id share this news with everyone. after stalking my email every 10 mines by refreshing the page, i finally got the email i wanted!! I GOT INTO FILM SCHOOL!! YESSS MAN IM GOING TO FILM SCHOOL MARCH 2009!! hollyhood.. here comes the kid

Jesus is my BFF

Dear cupcake luvers,
I know I've been AWOL for most of december, massa has been cracking to holiday whip pretty hard and i've been super tired... But this sweet clip that I have brought me back to life... OK lemme set the sceen for you. It friday night around 9pm and I'm on the downtown A train heading home from a long ass shift, when this HOT ass guy gets on and i'm looking at him like DAMN (ALL CAPS BROUGHT TO U TODAY BY LEXXIE AND KANYE), he was puerto rican and 6'3 of pure sexiness... UNTIL he opens his mouth and begins to preach... I kid you not he stands up on the crowded train and says "the devil will make you think its ok to be a homosexual, and drink all night... but the devil is a liar" so i thought of all of you and made this video... for obvious reasons i couldnt hold my cell phone up... (ITS FUCKING 9PM IN BROOKLYN)...skip to the :35 mark to hear him clearly

And just when I think hes finish THIS HAPPENS!!!

I didn't know WHAT THE HELL TO DO... I WAS DYING it took every fab fiber in my body NOT to piss my pant laughing... maaaaaaan ONLY IN BROOKLYN!

XOXO
REGINA G

I heart this show!

lol this is the best show ever!!!

The Soup

OK GUYS I'M NOT GAY AND I MEAN IT (ALL CAPS PROVIDED BY KANYE WEST)!

I can keep this going!!!

lol I'm not gay!!!!

I heart this show!

This is one is for my twin & my boo Kiwi because tis the season to give!!!!!!!!

BEFORE JUSTIN BOBBY...

There was trent... ahhhhh a breath of fresh air! though a cartoon i had a major crush on him and always wondered .. "i wonder do they make them in real life" :-)

THROW BACK FOOD OF The day.. Fat peoples eddition 101

while bouncing on the walls at an over crowded BJS in Massachusetts..and ducking my ex booty call as hes pushing his cart in the clothing isle (no words) with his 2008 baby mother, 2007 baby mother was no where to be found, i stumbled upon a magnificent finding.. something that i though vanished into thin air in 1999. DUNK-A-ROOS! WTF is the first thing i said to myself. as a lil chubby kid i use to feign for these and my nana would pack them in my lunch every day (thanks nana)! the vanilla was my favorite! ummhmm good

and now its WOOD!

ahhhhhh how do i say this in a nice way.. :-X !!!! have you ever had that moment when you thought someone was really hoT!! extremely bang able.. but then they opened their mouths and started talking all types of shit.. and then you felt weird all in your insides.. but in a very bad way!! well this is how i felt when i watched this video. at first i was upset and then just sad... ehhhhhhhhhhhh .. my question is WHY??

when i see this....


THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS,,

but then when i see this...



this is what happens to me,,



and honestly.. i think i will never come back..damn LOLA!

Coming to a Thearter near you....

Tyler perry has done it again.. finally! i am a fan of his movies and i must say "Madea goes to Jail" is my favorite play of his. and now its coming to the theaters.. i take it early 2009! derek luke looks oh so good.. enjoy

tIME AFTER TIME.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY OLDER COUSIN, THE SISTER I NEVER WANTED.. MY PUMPKIN

ps. shes the one on the right .. im the one with the big head :)
awesome retro tom and jerry outfits! ohh my grandmother was the coolest

Hey cupcakers it's the one and only ms lexxie checking in!! I know it's been a while but I'm back!!! Anyways my addiction to youtube has caused me to go into a room and shut the blinds but that's another story but another day!!! Now I'm not a fan of Bush, I think he totally fucked it up for everyone. Anyways I am a fan of Barney now that's my bitch, no pun intended. Barney is the type of bitch to bite the shit out you if you get too close and that's what I like about Barney he don't play! While I watching this video I was crying and I could not help it, I was laughing so hard!!!

Barney is a gangsta bitch who doesn't dream of winning the Olympics but rather fucking up his owner!!! Barney wants to smoke a L and record a George Bush pt.2 feat. Lil Wayne!!! Enjoy because I know I did!!!



peace and chicken grease!!!
lexxie xxx0!

GET YOUR SHINE ON HOMIE

GOOD DAY.. GOOD DAY TO YOU ALL!

every time i see this.. i cry! I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOOD MORNING TO EVERY ONE..




MERRY XMAS ALEXIS AND CARLENE! ;-)

Big Girls get down on the Floor

and it went a little something like this...

Co Worker: hey kia what size are you?
Me: come again
Co worker : your a size 8 right
Me: in shoes?
Co Worker: no silly in clothes
Me: why do you ask
Co Worker: were looking for models who are a size 8.. and your a size 8 right
Me: no i wish im no where near a size 8
Co Worker: oh wow and this whole time i thought you were a size 8.. wow


AND THEN I DIED HMMMPH

damn what a day! i mean i felt good because this girl thought i was a size 8 this whole time.. im not sure if thats a good thing but for me its an excellent thing.. im playing my numbers today and the lucky number is 8

fuck off!

MMMMMMMM Papi

el papá su tan atractiva quiero lamer la cara



Part 1



Part 2



hes so vulgar and angry,,,, and is not afraid to bitch slap Jim Jones.!
ahhhh im on my way to lower east side right now!




PS... what happened to when rappers use to battle by break dancing?? smh

One of these is not like the other.....

BEFORE....




AFTER...



IM just saying....

MONDAYS THOUGHTS

He left no time to regret
Kept his dick wet
With his same old safe bet
Me and my head high
And my tears dry
Get on without my guy
You went back to what you knew
So far removed from all that we went through
And I tread a troubled track
My odds are stacked
I'll go back to black

We only said good-bye with words
I died a hundred times
You go back to her
And I go back to BLACK..... .

SLEEPING BEAUTY

RIP Momma Bear..




The original vixen Bettie Page passed away after being hospitalized for having a heart attack.
April 22 1923- December 11, 2008

Christmas Time

Hello fellow cupcakers!!! it's the one and only ms.lexxie checking in and I just had to post this video for my twin!!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE the holidays!!! The music, the shopping, the decorations I love it all. I love it even more because it is my b-day as well!! Anyways I hope y'all enjoy this video as much as I do!!!!

My own celebration

Dear Cupid:
hello its been a while since we spoke. though i do not believe in your silly little holiday and quite frankly i wish you would put some clothes on.. dude its in the middle of February! any wayz i know your going to be busy passing out condoms to the rest of the world.. but i was wondering if you make a pit stop can you drop this off at the nest.. while im asleep. i know your no Santa..butt fuck it ill leave you some jose cuevo on the counter,,, its a celebration you can get me....





rumor has it, this little doozie will be out around Valentines day 2009! and i will be waiting in line with Lavida C. cupid whatever you do just dont hit me the arrow,, i already got my flu shot :)

the Re -recession

new profession!

0dd CouPle??

UmMmM i wonder what these two are talking about??.....