so my fav part of his site is called "The Blow job Follies"
here's a little story called " Friendly Fire". i hope you enjoy it just as much i do :)
"These are funny, but karma being the bitch that she is, my activities eventually caught up with me.The summer before I started law school, I was seeing a girl in Miami named "Courtney."She was incredibly hot--one of those girls you have a physical reaction too as soon as you see her.One time we were fucking doggy style, incredible sex, and right as I was about to come I pulled back too far and my dick came out. I didn't realize it, and as I thrust forward again, instead of going back into her vagina my dick stuck in her ass crack (NOT into her asshole, but her crack, between her butt cheeks, like a hot dog...sort of).I was leaning over her, my face right above the back of her head, and I looked down at my dick right as I hit climax...and shot nut INTO MY OWN EYE.A direct hit, right into my wide-open eye. I didn't even see it coming...literally.Almost immediately, I developed a personal appreciation for how much come stings. That shit BURNED. It took me a minute to wash it out, but the sting, and the redness, stayed for a good 4 or 5 hours.
Fuck you karma."
check out his pages
http://tuckermaxx.blogspot.com and http://www.tuckermax.com