December 29, 2008

face on the milk carton

1:249 am
December 30, 2008
and im listening to...

this is one bAD bitch.. man i miss her.. we need more women like her. i was 11 when i first herd her album and was hooked.. goodnight fuckers..

Sunday Night movie

i no its monday... but hey every sunday im always laid up in bed.. why?? because sunday is my favorite day of the week. and they play the best movies. GIRL INTERRUPTED
a great movie. i dont know why i have an intrest in movies like this. also add ONE FLEW OVER THE COO COO'S NEST. MESSAGE! ne who this movie is a great watch its about writer Susanna kaysen, who writes about her stay in a mental hospital in the 1960s.. true story. it so great so i thought id share my favorite quotes with you from this movie:

1)Susanna: You don't want me, Tony.
Tony: Yes I do, baby.
Susanna: No, you don't. I'm... a crazy girl.
Tony: You're crazy so we can't have one night of bliss?
Susanna: I am a crazy girl. Seriously.
Tony: You've been in a hospital?
Susanna: Yes.
Tony: Do you see purple people? My friend, he saw purple people. And so the state came and took him away. He didn't like that. Some time went by and, and he told 'em he didn't see purple people no more.
Susanna: He got better.
Tony: Nah, he still sees 'em.

2)Susanna: Am I in trouble for kissing an orderly, or giving my boyfriend a blowjob?

3)Susanna: What kind of sex isn't casual?
Lisa: We are very rare and we are mostly men.
Janet: Lisa thinks she's hot shit cause she's a sociopath.
Cynthia: I'm a sociopath.
Lisa: No, you're a dyke

Bad Girl

Ive been a bad bad girl,
Ive been careless with a delicate man.
And its a sad sad world,
When a girl can break a boy
Just because she can ....


ben and Jerry's is calling me... my favorite you ask?? CINNAMON CINNABUN.. ummmm. im not an ice cream fan but this calls for some. ive been feeling kind of down lately.. maybe because Sally Fucking mae wont help me out!!! WTF i mean yea i know i have loans from undergrad.. but damnit help a sister out i mean yea i might be 70 when i pay off all my school loans.. but fuck it. and then people wonder why kids dont or cant go to school.. lower the fucking price and maybe the buildings may be overflowing.. fuck!!!! BALLLS!! PENISSSS!! im sorry when im upset i yell random sex words.... PUSSY!!

Here Kitty Kitty

the beautiful and marvelous Eartha Kitt Lost her battle with colon cancer on Christmas day, she was 81 and fabulous. known for her version of "santa baby" and her role as Cat women on the Batman show that aired in the 1960s. ahhh another great one lost. this is one of my favorite videos of her


December 24, 2008



December 21, 2008


uMMMMMM i don't know if baby girl was growing dreads and then decided tho save the rest... this is a HARD HIT!

WAIT i thought it was still fall.....


O HAPPY DAY. lalalalalalalalalalalaala

ahhhhh so i know im late but i thought id share this news with everyone. after stalking my email every 10 mines by refreshing the page, i finally got the email i wanted!! I GOT INTO FILM SCHOOL!! YESSS MAN IM GOING TO FILM SCHOOL MARCH 2009!! hollyhood.. here comes the kid

Jesus is my BFF

Dear cupcake luvers,
I know I've been AWOL for most of december, massa has been cracking to holiday whip pretty hard and i've been super tired... But this sweet clip that I have brought me back to life... OK lemme set the sceen for you. It friday night around 9pm and I'm on the downtown A train heading home from a long ass shift, when this HOT ass guy gets on and i'm looking at him like DAMN (ALL CAPS BROUGHT TO U TODAY BY LEXXIE AND KANYE), he was puerto rican and 6'3 of pure sexiness... UNTIL he opens his mouth and begins to preach... I kid you not he stands up on the crowded train and says "the devil will make you think its ok to be a homosexual, and drink all night... but the devil is a liar" so i thought of all of you and made this video... for obvious reasons i couldnt hold my cell phone up... (ITS FUCKING 9PM IN BROOKLYN)...skip to the :35 mark to hear him clearly

And just when I think hes finish THIS HAPPENS!!!

I didn't know WHAT THE HELL TO DO... I WAS DYING it took every fab fiber in my body NOT to piss my pant laughing... maaaaaaan ONLY IN BROOKLYN!


December 19, 2008

I heart this show!

lol this is the best show ever!!!

The Soup


I can keep this going!!!

lol I'm not gay!!!!

I heart this show!

This is one is for my twin & my boo Kiwi because tis the season to give!!!!!!!!

December 18, 2008


There was trent... ahhhhh a breath of fresh air! though a cartoon i had a major crush on him and always wondered .. "i wonder do they make them in real life" :-)

THROW BACK FOOD OF The day.. Fat peoples eddition 101

while bouncing on the walls at an over crowded BJS in Massachusetts..and ducking my ex booty call as hes pushing his cart in the clothing isle (no words) with his 2008 baby mother, 2007 baby mother was no where to be found, i stumbled upon a magnificent finding.. something that i though vanished into thin air in 1999. DUNK-A-ROOS! WTF is the first thing i said to myself. as a lil chubby kid i use to feign for these and my nana would pack them in my lunch every day (thanks nana)! the vanilla was my favorite! ummhmm good

and now its WOOD!

ahhhhhh how do i say this in a nice way.. :-X !!!! have you ever had that moment when you thought someone was really hoT!! extremely bang able.. but then they opened their mouths and started talking all types of shit.. and then you felt weird all in your insides.. but in a very bad way!! well this is how i felt when i watched this video. at first i was upset and then just sad... ehhhhhhhhhhhh .. my question is WHY??

when i see this....


but then when i see this...

this is what happens to me,,

and honestly.. i think i will never come back..damn LOLA!

Coming to a Thearter near you....

Tyler perry has done it again.. finally! i am a fan of his movies and i must say "Madea goes to Jail" is my favorite play of his. and now its coming to the theaters.. i take it early 2009! derek luke looks oh so good.. enjoy



ps. shes the one on the right .. im the one with the big head :)
awesome retro tom and jerry outfits! ohh my grandmother was the coolest

Hey cupcakers it's the one and only ms lexxie checking in!! I know it's been a while but I'm back!!! Anyways my addiction to youtube has caused me to go into a room and shut the blinds but that's another story but another day!!! Now I'm not a fan of Bush, I think he totally fucked it up for everyone. Anyways I am a fan of Barney now that's my bitch, no pun intended. Barney is the type of bitch to bite the shit out you if you get too close and that's what I like about Barney he don't play! While I watching this video I was crying and I could not help it, I was laughing so hard!!!

Barney is a gangsta bitch who doesn't dream of winning the Olympics but rather fucking up his owner!!! Barney wants to smoke a L and record a George Bush pt.2 feat. Lil Wayne!!! Enjoy because I know I did!!!

peace and chicken grease!!!
lexxie xxx0!

December 16, 2008



every time i see this.. i cry! I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOOD MORNING TO EVERY ONE..


December 15, 2008

Big Girls get down on the Floor

and it went a little something like this...

Co Worker: hey kia what size are you?
Me: come again
Co worker : your a size 8 right
Me: in shoes?
Co Worker: no silly in clothes
Me: why do you ask
Co Worker: were looking for models who are a size 8.. and your a size 8 right
Me: no i wish im no where near a size 8
Co Worker: oh wow and this whole time i thought you were a size 8.. wow


damn what a day! i mean i felt good because this girl thought i was a size 8 this whole time.. im not sure if thats a good thing but for me its an excellent thing.. im playing my numbers today and the lucky number is 8

fuck off!


el papá su tan atractiva quiero lamer la cara

Part 1

Part 2

hes so vulgar and angry,,,, and is not afraid to bitch slap Jim Jones.!
ahhhh im on my way to lower east side right now!

PS... what happened to when rappers use to battle by break dancing?? smh

One of these is not like the other.....



IM just saying....


He left no time to regret
Kept his dick wet
With his same old safe bet
Me and my head high
And my tears dry
Get on without my guy
You went back to what you knew
So far removed from all that we went through
And I tread a troubled track
My odds are stacked
I'll go back to black

We only said good-bye with words
I died a hundred times
You go back to her
And I go back to BLACK..... .


RIP Momma Bear..

The original vixen Bettie Page passed away after being hospitalized for having a heart attack.
April 22 1923- December 11, 2008

Christmas Time

Hello fellow cupcakers!!! it's the one and only ms.lexxie checking in and I just had to post this video for my twin!!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE the holidays!!! The music, the shopping, the decorations I love it all. I love it even more because it is my b-day as well!! Anyways I hope y'all enjoy this video as much as I do!!!!

December 12, 2008

My own celebration

Dear Cupid:
hello its been a while since we spoke. though i do not believe in your silly little holiday and quite frankly i wish you would put some clothes on.. dude its in the middle of February! any wayz i know your going to be busy passing out condoms to the rest of the world.. but i was wondering if you make a pit stop can you drop this off at the nest.. while im asleep. i know your no Santa..butt fuck it ill leave you some jose cuevo on the counter,,, its a celebration you can get me....

rumor has it, this little doozie will be out around Valentines day 2009! and i will be waiting in line with Lavida C. cupid whatever you do just dont hit me the arrow,, i already got my flu shot :)

the Re -recession

new profession!

0dd CouPle??

UmMmM i wonder what these two are talking about??.....

im just saying


spring 2009!!!!!!

December 11, 2008


SO i am going to be on vacation this week.. EHHH so i thought i would chat up my pick for this weeks sunday movie. SUNDAY MOVIE: the definition is, sunday is my favorite day of the week. its the day i watch football, stay in bed and watch all types of movies. so my pick is CLUELESS!

this movie came out in 1995 when i was in the 5th grade. i was and still am obsessed with this movie. written and directed by AMy Heckerling, the genius behind FAST Times at Ridgemont high. i was such a little geek i thought i was so cool. i wanted to be cheer and i would go to school dressed like her and even talked like her. this movies brings back oh so many memories.. ahhhhh thanks nana for taking me to see such an awesome PG-13 movie :)

¿Quieres casarte conmigo

mami, tu maldito tan sexy Sólo quiero sentar a tu lado y acariciar sus senos womanly!!!
it was so good.. i had to say it in spainish kid ;)

confession 101 with key key

ok after posting the video of dipset ruining Christmas for me.. i had to watch this. ok i have a confession.. i love Christmas! im the corniest person you will ever meet. i love the decorations, the music and i am truely in love with the weird claymation movies from the 1970s that they play on ABC Family channel. i have no idea why, but they make me feel all good on the inside. every December there is always a countdown to the big day and tv stations make sure they bug the hell out of people reminding them that there are so many days to be broke and depressed. but not me.. this is one of my favorite holidays im a peter pan at heart :) as corny as this sounds.. i cant not wait until Charlie Browns Christmas comes on... and there goes my fans! lol

help me...

my fav...




MY CHRISTMAS HAS OFFICIALLY BE RUINED.... though juelz looks very good in this video.. the fact that this song even exists... SANTA... if you can hear me.. please zapp them for making this. thats just me but if you enjoy this fuckery cop Jim Jones & Skull Gang present a Tribute to Bad Santa starring Mike Epps. Merry XMAS Bitches!



"There is no doubt that white people love coffee. Yes, it’s true that asians like iced coffee and people of all races enjoy it. But I promise you that the first person at your school to drink coffee was a white person. You could kind of tell they didn’t enjoy it, but they did it anyways until they liked it - like cigarettes.

White people all need Starbucks, Second Cup or Coffee Bean. They are also fond of saying “you do NOT want to see me before I get my morning coffee.” White guys will also call it anything but coffee: “rocket fuel,” “java,” “joe,” “black gold,” and so forth. It’s pretty garbage all around.

If you want to go for extra points - white people really love FAIR TRADE coffee, because paying the extra $2 means they are making a difference."

straight from the coolest blog/ book


one again the funny boys from has done it again. they tickle my fancy. i seen this and had to post it. coming straight from the Brooklyn tourism board! "this is black hoodie rap.. well this is from American apparel... no biggie"

A Message from the Brooklyn Tourism Board from jeff on Vimeo.

December 6, 2008

I blame McCain

This video is too funny, apparently one of the producers started to spaz out due to technical difficulties. He calls the reporter a dumb bitch, the rant begins at the 16 mark !!! I LOVES IT (ALL CAPS COURTESY OF KANYE WEST)!!!

peace & chicken grease!!
ms. lexxie!

This is that shit!!!!

Good Morning fellow cupcakers, it's the one and only ms. sexxie lexxie checking in. I woke up this morning with the intentions of doing some Saturday morning cleaning however I have been distracted by my addiction known as youtube!!!! SOMEONE GET ME SOME FUCKING HELP!!! (KANYE WEST IS TELLING ME THAT ALL CAPS MEAN I'M SERIOUS!!) Anyways I love old school music and one of my favorite old school groups would have to be The Whispers!!! From the twins, to the matching hot pink three piece suits!!! Anyways here is a video of one of my favorite songs!!! If you're black and you have had a family reunion you know DAMN WELL (ALL CAPS MEAN I'M SERIOUS) that they have played this song!!!! lol lol!! Enjoy cupcake lickers!!!!


December 4, 2008



PPS.... so if you have been in it for about a good week you herd the new single from the NOTORIOUS soundtrack called BROOKLY GO HARD feat SANTOGOLD!... this is black hoodie rap! as a fellow Brooklyn-aire...(cocky as ever) Jay gave us another anthem and it is a pretty good damn one!

December 3, 2008

Hey Cupcakers it's the one and only sexxie lexxie checking in!!! If you don't know I love Kanye West I really do but lately he has had me worried, first he is talking about Spicy Creole is a living legend, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA (IS WHAT I SAY TO THAT FUCKING STATEMENT MY ALL CAPS BUTTON IS ON FIRE TONIGHT) Anyways here is another one of my favorite female singer/songwriters Ms. Alicia Keys with all the manufactured pop artists out there she is part of a handful of truly talented artist. Enjoy people!!!! xxxo!

December 2, 2008

a Big Bowl of Sparkels!

Speed up the batter a new cupcake in the mix. Allow me to introduce myself my name is Key as in Kiwi. Coming to you from the murder capital New York. City. Where to begin today Britney Spears will be taping at Rockefeller Center for the annual tree lighting.. Camera's will be clicking and fans most likely screaming. Poor Britney is still on a leash by daddy dearest! Sucks to be her, but we love you Britt! Moving on to better topics! Sources say NFL NY Giants football player Buress maybe receive a 3.5 year sentence for carrying a fire arm. Which he accidentally shot himself with... Hmmm if you shot yourself, chances are he should not be caring a fire arm! Good luck to him. I give woman of the day award to Michelle Obama! For putting up with the campaign grief her man bought her a 35,OOO dollar ring! Divalicious!!!


the new kids in town

im not sure if we ever officially introduced ourseleve.. and it goes a lil something like this...


Queen B.. AKA Regina George

Sexxie Lexxie

our newest member... Miss Kiwi Fruit

and this is who we be! :)

the BATTER is in... lick it up!


ya know what.. i have no words! smfh a crazy ass broke man stabbed a Brooklyn bus driver.. why??? because the bus driver asked him to pay! what has the world come to.. imagine that, getting killed because you simply asked someone to buy a $2.00 metro card before getting his bum ass on the bus. son.. i don't think i will be taking the MTA anytime soon... why Brooklyn?? why??

December 1, 2008


man o man. its been 5 years and this phrase is still going strong. "one night in Kia's room" started back my freshmen year in college 2003. where did it come from? wtf does it mean? who made it up? well for some reason my room became a free motel. it was so weird. i was amazed on how many people would come to my room.. every night. it was like a circus and i was the ring leader.. and i loved it. 5 years later the term "ONE NIGHT IN KIAS ROOM" still stands strong... and here's a prime example of when my friends and i got together on one drunken Saturday night to celebrate my, birthday... and ill let the videos speak for them selves :-X

EJ spits some Knowledge..

and then...

ohh i love my friends :)

WATCH OUT... its the Circus!!

whoop whoop TODAY, December 2, 2008 Marks the DAY. MAMA B turns 27... and on her day. her 6Th studio album circus drops! i have no idea why i like Britney spears.. maybe because were both Sagittarius and i can see the similarities... wellllll in some way. anywayz im proud of her.. and i hope her dad stays in charge,,. becuase when hes in charge,, she takes her meds :)
heres a playlist of her album. ENJOY Biotchs

Britney Spears - Circus

-love ya girl Key

I heart her!

Ok so if you don't know by now I am a huge fan of Erykah Badu ok!!!!!! I AM A FUCKING STAN (once again all chaps were used because my future husband Kanye told me to use them because that's the only way people really understand where you are coming from) I went and saw Erykah back in May and she was awesome live we bonded she was looking at me the whole time and no one else it was as if though she was singning to me and me only!!! Now you may ask "Ms. Lexxie why are you a stan for Erykah, don't you know she's crazy??!!?!?" (HELL YEAH BUT THAT'S WHY I LOVE HER BECAUSE I'M A LITTLE CRAZY TOO, ONCE AGAIN CHANNELING THE WEST ALL CAPS SERIOUSNESS EMOTION) Erykah Badu is one of the few artist in the music game that refuses to confrom to mainstreamn garbage that is out there now and that's why I love her. She's raw she's upfront and she's REAL! Her music has a message, she's does what she wants and doesn't give a flying ninja what you think about her. Enjoy this performance video that I found on youtube cupcakers!!!!

Enough is Enough

The song "Single Ladies by spicy creole has everyone except for in circle of friends and family off their meds! I will not because I cannot take anymore of people taking the time to memorize every move from "Single Ladies". It's FUCKING (all caps were used to express the seriousness of my emotion at the moment, shout out to Kanye West for teaching me that) -40 degrees outside why is he in a leotard? I don't understand it!!!! My heartaches!

This is that shit!!!!

Youtube is my addiction like crack is for my girl Whitney!!! Here's another random video that tickled my fancy!!!!! Enjoy cupcakers!!!

Snap for the kids three times in a Z formation!!!!!

Hey there fellow cupcakers it's the one and only ms. sexxie lexxie checking I know it's been a while but massa has really been cracking the whip! Just j/k :) anyways in case you haven't heard my brithday is in 23 days. Now if you are sitting there thinking "wait a minute it is also 23 days until Christmas" then you are correct because I was born on Christmas Day double presents for me!!! Hehehe!!! Anyways I was surfing you tube for some dubuchery and I came across this video and could not stop laughing. Well enjoy people because I know I did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!