December 29, 2008
i no its monday... but hey every sunday im always laid up in bed.. why?? because sunday is my favorite day of the week. and they play the best movies. GIRL INTERRUPTED
a great movie. i dont know why i have an intrest in movies like this. also add ONE FLEW OVER THE COO COO'S NEST. MESSAGE! ne who this movie is a great watch its about writer Susanna kaysen, who writes about her stay in a mental hospital in the 1960s.. true story. it so great so i thought id share my favorite quotes with you from this movie:
1)Susanna: You don't want me, Tony.
Tony: Yes I do, baby.
Susanna: No, you don't. I'm... a crazy girl.
Tony: You're crazy so we can't have one night of bliss?
Susanna: I am a crazy girl. Seriously.
Tony: You've been in a hospital?
Tony: Do you see purple people? My friend, he saw purple people. And so the state came and took him away. He didn't like that. Some time went by and, and he told 'em he didn't see purple people no more.
Susanna: He got better.
Tony: Nah, he still sees 'em.
2)Susanna: Am I in trouble for kissing an orderly, or giving my boyfriend a blowjob?
3)Susanna: What kind of sex isn't casual?
Lisa: We are very rare and we are mostly men.
Janet: Lisa thinks she's hot shit cause she's a sociopath.
Cynthia: I'm a sociopath.
Lisa: No, you're a dyke
ben and Jerry's is calling me... my favorite you ask?? CINNAMON CINNABUN.. ummmm. im not an ice cream fan but this calls for some. ive been feeling kind of down lately.. maybe because Sally Fucking mae wont help me out!!! WTF i mean yea i know i have loans from undergrad.. but damnit help a sister out i mean yea i might be 70 when i pay off all my school loans.. but fuck it. and then people wonder why kids dont or cant go to school.. lower the fucking price and maybe the buildings may be overflowing.. fuck!!!! BALLLS!! PENISSSS!! im sorry when im upset i yell random sex words.... PUSSY!!
the beautiful and marvelous Eartha Kitt Lost her battle with colon cancer on Christmas day, she was 81 and fabulous. known for her version of "santa baby" and her role as Cat women on the Batman show that aired in the 1960s. ahhh another great one lost. this is one of my favorite videos of her
RIP DIVA ROARRRR
December 24, 2008
December 21, 2008
ahhhhh so i know im late but i thought id share this news with everyone. after stalking my email every 10 mines by refreshing the page, i finally got the email i wanted!! I GOT INTO FILM SCHOOL!! YESSS MAN IM GOING TO FILM SCHOOL MARCH 2009!! hollyhood.. here comes the kid
I know I've been AWOL for most of december, massa has been cracking to holiday whip pretty hard and i've been super tired... But this sweet clip that I have brought me back to life... OK lemme set the sceen for you. It friday night around 9pm and I'm on the downtown A train heading home from a long ass shift, when this HOT ass guy gets on and i'm looking at him like DAMN (ALL CAPS BROUGHT TO U TODAY BY LEXXIE AND KANYE), he was puerto rican and 6'3 of pure sexiness... UNTIL he opens his mouth and begins to preach... I kid you not he stands up on the crowded train and says "the devil will make you think its ok to be a homosexual, and drink all night... but the devil is a liar" so i thought of all of you and made this video... for obvious reasons i couldnt hold my cell phone up... (ITS FUCKING 9PM IN BROOKLYN)...skip to the :35 mark to hear him clearly
And just when I think hes finish THIS HAPPENS!!!
I didn't know WHAT THE HELL TO DO... I WAS DYING it took every fab fiber in my body NOT to piss my pant laughing... maaaaaaan ONLY IN BROOKLYN!
December 19, 2008
December 18, 2008
while bouncing on the walls at an over crowded BJS in Massachusetts..and ducking my ex booty call as hes pushing his cart in the clothing isle (no words) with his 2008 baby mother, 2007 baby mother was no where to be found, i stumbled upon a magnificent finding.. something that i though vanished into thin air in 1999. DUNK-A-ROOS! WTF is the first thing i said to myself. as a lil chubby kid i use to feign for these and my nana would pack them in my lunch every day (thanks nana)! the vanilla was my favorite! ummhmm good
when i see this....
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS,,
but then when i see this...
this is what happens to me,,
and honestly.. i think i will never come back..damn LOLA!
Barney is a gangsta bitch who doesn't dream of winning the Olympics but rather fucking up his owner!!! Barney wants to smoke a L and record a George Bush pt.2 feat. Lil Wayne!!! Enjoy because I know I did!!!
peace and chicken grease!!!
December 16, 2008
December 15, 2008
and it went a little something like this...
Co Worker: hey kia what size are you?
Me: come again
Co worker : your a size 8 right
Me: in shoes?
Co Worker: no silly in clothes
Me: why do you ask
Co Worker: were looking for models who are a size 8.. and your a size 8 right
Me: no i wish im no where near a size 8
Co Worker: oh wow and this whole time i thought you were a size 8.. wow
AND THEN I DIED HMMMPH
damn what a day! i mean i felt good because this girl thought i was a size 8 this whole time.. im not sure if thats a good thing but for me its an excellent thing.. im playing my numbers today and the lucky number is 8
He left no time to regret
Kept his dick wet
With his same old safe bet
Me and my head high
And my tears dry
Get on without my guy
You went back to what you knew
So far removed from all that we went through
And I tread a troubled track
My odds are stacked
I'll go back to black
We only said good-bye with words
I died a hundred times
You go back to her
And I go back to BLACK..... .
December 12, 2008
hello its been a while since we spoke. though i do not believe in your silly little holiday and quite frankly i wish you would put some clothes on.. dude its in the middle of February! any wayz i know your going to be busy passing out condoms to the rest of the world.. but i was wondering if you make a pit stop can you drop this off at the nest.. while im asleep. i know your no Santa..butt fuck it ill leave you some jose cuevo on the counter,,, its a celebration you can get me....
rumor has it, this little doozie will be out around Valentines day 2009! and i will be waiting in line with Lavida C. cupid whatever you do just dont hit me the arrow,, i already got my flu shot :)
December 11, 2008
this movie came out in 1995 when i was in the 5th grade. i was and still am obsessed with this movie. written and directed by AMy Heckerling, the genius behind FAST Times at Ridgemont high. i was such a little geek i thought i was so cool. i wanted to be cheer and i would go to school dressed like her and even talked like her. this movies brings back oh so many memories.. ahhhhh thanks nana for taking me to see such an awesome PG-13 movie :)
ok THIS IS THE LAST ONE I SWEAR!!!
MY CHRISTMAS HAS OFFICIALLY BE RUINED.... though juelz looks very good in this video.. the fact that this song even exists... SANTA... if you can hear me.. please zapp them for making this. thats just me but if you enjoy this fuckery cop Jim Jones & Skull Gang present a Tribute to Bad Santa starring Mike Epps. Merry XMAS Bitches!
"There is no doubt that white people love coffee. Yes, it’s true that asians like iced coffee and people of all races enjoy it. But I promise you that the first person at your school to drink coffee was a white person. You could kind of tell they didn’t enjoy it, but they did it anyways until they liked it - like cigarettes.
White people all need Starbucks, Second Cup or Coffee Bean. They are also fond of saying “you do NOT want to see me before I get my morning coffee.” White guys will also call it anything but coffee: “rocket fuel,” “java,” “joe,” “black gold,” and so forth. It’s pretty garbage all around.
If you want to go for extra points - white people really love FAIR TRADE coffee, because paying the extra $2 means they are making a difference."
straight from the coolest blog/ book
A Message from the Brooklyn Tourism Board from jeff on Vimeo.
December 6, 2008
peace & chicken grease!!
December 4, 2008
PPS.... so if you have been in it for about a good week you herd the new single from the NOTORIOUS soundtrack called BROOKLY GO HARD feat SANTOGOLD!... this is black hoodie rap! as a fellow Brooklyn-aire...(cocky as ever) Jay gave us another anthem and it is a pretty good damn one!
December 3, 2008
December 2, 2008
December 1, 2008
EJ spits some Knowledge..
ohh i love my friends :)
whoop whoop TODAY, December 2, 2008 Marks the DAY. MAMA B turns 27... and on her day. her 6Th studio album circus drops! i have no idea why i like Britney spears.. maybe because were both Sagittarius and i can see the similarities... wellllll in some way. anywayz im proud of her.. and i hope her dad stays in charge,,. becuase when hes in charge,, she takes her meds :)
heres a playlist of her album. ENJOY Biotchs
-love ya girl Key