December 11, 2008

STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE # 1

# COFFEE!!!




"There is no doubt that white people love coffee. Yes, it’s true that asians like iced coffee and people of all races enjoy it. But I promise you that the first person at your school to drink coffee was a white person. You could kind of tell they didn’t enjoy it, but they did it anyways until they liked it - like cigarettes.

White people all need Starbucks, Second Cup or Coffee Bean. They are also fond of saying “you do NOT want to see me before I get my morning coffee.” White guys will also call it anything but coffee: “rocket fuel,” “java,” “joe,” “black gold,” and so forth. It’s pretty garbage all around.

If you want to go for extra points - white people really love FAIR TRADE coffee, because paying the extra $2 means they are making a difference."

straight from the coolest blog/ book
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com

1 comment:

Bang Bang said...

So true that shit taste like dirty chalk. I don't get it. Don't tea has caffeine it better taste better, it better for your health and doesn't make your teeth yellow

Umm why we drink don't know