BABIES!!
Everyone has one.... I bet you know at least 5 people who are pregnant, had a baby, or is thinking about it... And if you don't have one what are you waiting for, babies solve all your problems... they make your job hunt go faster, cuz for some reason, companies love mommies... They also improve your credit score, having a baby boosts your credit by at least 100 points... And the most important thing is your baby daddy will "put a ring on it"...
Everyone has one.... I bet you know at least 5 people who are pregnant, had a baby, or is thinking about it... And if you don't have one what are you waiting for, babies solve all your problems... they make your job hunt go faster, cuz for some reason, companies love mommies... They also improve your credit score, having a baby boosts your credit by at least 100 points... And the most important thing is your baby daddy will "put a ring on it"...
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKEEEE!!!!
Wake the hell up ppl, even though they are precious and adorable, I treat babies like an incurable STD.... its not like baby-sitting, you can't give them back, babies will change your life dramatically and the majority of the time not for the better...
If you think that having a baby will make the father stick around, think again, most of these dudes out here have no shame and will be quick to deny your baby and leave you high and dry, I've seen it happen... if he was sketchy and barely around, and cheating on you before you got pregnant what makes you think a baby will change his way, matter of fact that's more reason to wrap it up!!
If you think that having a baby will make the father stick around, think again, most of these dudes out here have no shame and will be quick to deny your baby and leave you high and dry, I've seen it happen... if he was sketchy and barely around, and cheating on you before you got pregnant what makes you think a baby will change his way, matter of fact that's more reason to wrap it up!!
Damn girls are treating babies like they're a handbag and will go fabulous with a pair of strappy croc Jimmy Choo's, sorry they don't... most new mothers will tell you that its extremely hard to hang out with your friends, and go clubbing when you have a 6 month old screaming their head off because a new tooth is ripping through their soft flesh. And besides why would your friends want to hang with you on a regular basis anymore? to watch you change diapers or bitch about the low-down dude that don't do jack for you or his seed? I think not!
Having a baby won't make you popular, it make you more lonely that ever before, so please wrap it up, its not hard...
Just remember baby vomit doesn't come out of a silk Christian Lecroix dress... Til next time Cupcake Lickers...
XOXO
Regina G
Regina G
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